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Tonight when you lay me down
and love me, love me with your
eyes. Because when I’m lost I
can always find myself when I
gaze into their depths.
And when I think you’re done,
lay me down and love me even
more. Love me with your hands
and hips as we’re riding on waves
of orgasmic bliss.
Tomorrow, when you wake me
up and love me, love me with
your mouth. Because when I’m
deaf to everything but my restless
dreams, I hear you whisper your
desire for me.
In the future, when you lay me
down and love me, love me like
you loved me the first day you
realized you couldn’t live your
life without me in it, and I’ll love
you into eternity.
Love love LOVE this!!!
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via dorkvader)
i feel like this should be published and sold everywhere
Given free to anyone and everyone.(via cindersk)
Another long day, finally heading to bed. Gotta be up @ 6am. Hungry. Don’t wanna eat. My sugar level has kinda been all over the board lately but this morning it was down to 138. Would like to see it stay down. So….. I’ll wait to eat till breakfast…. Boo… I miss chocolate, lol!
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